well it took a while, but we were finally on our way by um mid morning snack time we'll say. we made pretty good time on Rt.80 through PA, despite the construction every 5 miles or the countless storms we swam through. after my butt formed into the shape of pennsylvania we finally stopped in ohio to grab some eats. we were a little disappointed that we forgot to stop along Rt 80 to see the worlds largest hamburger, but no tears, because we had just sat down to eat the worlds smallest pizza. six slices for 8 dollars? surely that will feed us both. when it finally came out and the slices were smaller than our hands we knew we were witnessing a miracle. im not sure our still vegan stomachs will be able to hold in the joy.
other fabulous discoveries from today include the "be a flirt, lift up your skirt" sign on the back of an 18-wheeler, a dangling set of handcuffs from the back of another truck, and the loch ness monster!! ohio is lame street. im excited for chicago.
distance traveled: 482 miles.
i wrestled this storm to the ground
the tiniest pizza in all the land. with pie crust.
4 comments:
Wow! All of that in PA... who would have known???
Donald is truly attacking that small piece of pizza. For shame. That thing is a lot smaller than he is! Pick on something your own size....
How on earth does one keep the Largest Hamburger intact and not, well, gross? Isn't it a perishable item?
rain rain go away, come again another day...
and your not keeping dead grandpa in your trunk right? haha
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